Me: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not
Me: Good, because i didn't do my homework

basiacat:

when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing

I’m tryna turn that tagged/me into a tagged/us
Drake (via oomshi)

mynamekyle:

Kidz Bop Beyoncé lyrics: I sneezed on the beat and got a God blessing / Yoncé on his mouth like ranch dressing

ruinedchildhood:

send this to your crush with no context

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

kanyewesticle:

I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy

kanyewesticle:

I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy

ghostchomby:

i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my  head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat

solitarymusician:

ollie-is-pretty-cool:

weabros:

awesomepanda01:

weabros:

why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and their hair and their skin and their voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
GIRLS

I read this, and then I look in the mirror and think ; I am obviously not one of those

do you identify as a girl
THEN YES YOU ARE APART OF THE CUTE PARADE 

What about guys?

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sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally